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In A Conversation, Keep In Mind That You're More Interested In What You Have To Say Than Anyone Else Is.

Would A Real Man Get Caught Eating A Twinkie?

I Am Interested In Details. If You Go Into Anything Far Enough, You Get Into The Details Of It, And People Turn Out To Be Interested In What Makes Things Work.

I Don't Think The Government Is Out To Get Me Or Help Someone Else Get Me But It Wouldn't Surprise Me If They Were Out To Sell Me Something Or Help Someone Else Sell Me Something. I Mean, Why Else Would The Census Bureau Want To Know My Telephone Number?

Person-to-person, Most People Are Honest.