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I Think Dan [rather] Is Transparently Liberal. Now He May Not Like To Hear Me Say That. I Always Agree With Him, Too. But I Think He Should Be More Careful.

As An Old Reporter, We Have A Few Secrets, And The First Thing Is We Try The Phone Book.

Soap, Like People, Shouldn't Smell Like Anything.

Anyone Who Watches Golf On Television Would Enjoy Watching The Grass Grow On The Greens.

I've Learned That Under Everyone's Hard Shell Is Someone Who Wants To Be Appreciated And Loved.