I Am Indebted To The Press Of

The Wonders Of The Ages Assembled For Your Edification, Education And Enjoyment - For A Price.

I Would Rather Hear The Pleased Laugh Of A Child Over Some Feature Of My Exhibition Than Receive As I Did The Flattering Compliments Of The Prince Of Wales.

There Is No Greater Picture Than That Of 10,000 Smiling Children. No Brighter Music Than Their Clear-ringing Laughter. That I, With My Small Amusements, Have Created Such Precious Art Is My Life's Proudest Achievement.

The Orthodox Faith Painted God As A Revengeful Being, And Yet People Talk About Loving Such A Being.

Many People Are Gullible, And We Can Expect This To Continue.