The Possession Of A Perfect Knowledge Of

Clowns Are The Pegs On Which The Circus Is Hung.

The Common Man, No Matter How Sharp And Tough, Actually Enjoys Having The Wool Pulled Over His Eyes, And Makes It Easier For The Puller.

The Best Kind Of Charity Is To Help Those Who Are Willing To Help Themselves.

Money Is The Excellent Slave And A Horrible Master.

I Am Prouder Of My Title 'the Children's Friend' Than If I Were To Be Called 'the King Of The World'.