Science Is The Pursuit Of Pure Truth,

There Is A Fool Born Every Minute

I Think It Is Conceded That I Generally Do Pretty Big Things As A Manager, Am Audacious In My Outlays And Risks, Give Much For Little Money, And Make My Shows Worthy The Support Of The Moral And Refined Classes.

I Don't Care What The Newspapers Say About Me As Long As They Spell My Name Right.

If I Was Not A Remarkably Modest Man, I Should Probably Brag A Little, And Say That I Had Done What No American Ever Before Accomplished By Visiting The Queen At Her Palace Twice Within Eight Days.

The Truth Is, The More Kind And Liberal A Man Is, The More Generous Will Be The Patronage Bestowed Upon Him.