I Am Happiest When I Am Alone.

Sex Is A Bad Thing Because It Rumples The Clothes.

We Are The Only Country In The World That Trashes Its Old Buildings. Too Late We Realize How Very Much We Need Them.

If School Days Are The Happiest Days Of Your Life, I'm Hanging Myself With My Skip-rope Tonight.

You Are About To Have Your First Experience With A Greek Lunch. I Will Kill You If You Pretend To Like It.

I Want Minimum Information Given With Maximum Politeness.