I Am Going To Become A Writer

Mum Said, "it Is The Thought That Counts." And I Said, "i Know, Which Is Why I Am Ringing The Authorities Right Now. Anyone Who Thinks Like She Does Should Be Locked Up Out Of Harm's Way.

Some Things In Life Are Not Pleasant But They Have To Be Done. For Instance, German And Maths.

As I Have Often Said, She Has Two Styles Of Acting: With Or Without The Beard.

I Can Already Feel Myself Getting Fed Up With Boys And I Haven't Had Anything To Do With Them Yet" - Georgia Nicolson

Here Is My Recipe For A Mood Enhancer. Take A Friend, Preferably One With A Really Annoying Fringe And Outsize Pants, And When She Is Rambling On Swiftly, Push Her Into A Ditch And Run Away.