I Am Everything And I Am Nothing.

Automatic Paper Towel Dispensers Are A Solution To Something That Was Never A Problem In The First Place.

When Someone Shows You A Picture Of Their Kids What They Don't Want To Hear Is Oh, Yeah, I Got Pictures Of Your Kid Too.

Palindromes Are The Number One Conversation Stopper, Like Party Killer, I Think I've Ever Seen.

And As Far As Actors Go, Peter Sellers Is My All-time Favorite.

There Is Also A Beast, A Beast Of Strange Dimensions. He Has The Head Of A Horse And The Body Of A Man Who Needs A Lot Of Attention. He Represents Me In College: I Was A Dork-ataur.