I've So Exceeded What I Ever Wanted

My Mobile Rang Around Lunchtime One Day, And It Was George Michael. He Wanted To Come In On Friday. We Were Like, 'okay, If That's What You Want'. And He Was A Very Good Guest. That's A Real Exception To The Rule.

My Life Could Have Been So Grim Really, Really Grim.

You Don't Want To Be Hard To Look At. Plain Very Good, Hard To Look At Bad. The Plain Shall Inherit The Earth; Time Is Our Friend.

I Don't Think Anyone Wants To Be Gay.

If It Was Possible For Me To Adopt, I Probably Would, But No One's Going To Let Me Adopt.