I Am Billed As A Humorist, But

Frogs Will Eat Red-flannel Worms Fed To Them By Biologists; This Proves A Great Deal About Both Parties Concerned.

Borrowing Has A Bad Name, But You Would Be Surprised How It Helps In A Pinch.

All Modern Men Are Descended From A Wormlike Creature But It Shows More On Some People.

They [the Pilgrims] Believed In Freedom Of Thought For Themselves And For All Other People Who Believed Exactly As They Did.

The Sloth Lives His Life Upside Down. He Is Perfectly Comfortable That Way. If The Blood Rushes To His Head, Nothing Happens Because There Is Nothing To Work On.