I Am Billed As A Humorist, But

Frogs Will Eat Red-flannel Worms Fed To Them By Biologists; This Proves A Great Deal About Both Parties Concerned.

Borrowing Has A Bad Name, But You Would Be Surprised How It Helps In A Pinch.

I Only Know That All Is Lost, And That Nothing Can Help Me Unless I Inherit Money, Strike Oil Or Go To Work.

My Philosophy Of Life Can Be Summed Up In Four Words: It Can't Be Helped.

Etiquette Means Behaving Yourself A Little Better Than Is Absolutely Essential.