I Like Doing Things I Haven't Learnt

The Real Change That Paintings Undergo Is In The Perceptions Of The Viewer.

I Find It Hilarious That There Are Academics Who Try To Analyse Chemical Changes In The Brains Of Students While Exposing Them To Gags.

Obviously I Am Not Bothered About Men's Fashion - Is Anyone, Apart From Jonathan Ross?

I Read 'crime And Punishment' Years Ago And Don't Recall The Details Of It, But I Do Retain A Strong Sense Of The Creeping Paranoia And Panic.

It's Worth Turning Up To An Awards Gig If You Know You've Won One But, Since You Never Do Know, It's Not Worth It.