I Am An Atheist, Thanks Be To

If Alcohol Is Queen, Then Tobacco Is Her Consort. It's A Fond Companion For All Occasions, A Loyal Friend Through Fair Weather And Foul.

God And Country Are An Unbeatable Team; They Break All Records For Oppression And Bloodshed.

I Would Give My Life For A Man Who Is Looking For The Truth. But I Would Gladly Kill A Man Who Thinks That He Has Found The Truth.

I Say To Hell With The Work You Have To Do To Earn A Living! That Kind Of Work Does Us No Honor; All It Does Is Fill Up The Bellies Of The Pigs Who Exploit Us. But The Work You Do Because You Like To Do It, Because You've Heard The Call, You've Got A Vocation - That's Ennobling! We Should All Be Able To Work Like That. Look At Me, Saturno - I Don't Work. And I Don't Care If They Hang Me, I Won't Work! Yet I'm Alive! I May Live Badly, But At Least I Don't Have To Work To Do It!

Frankly, Despite My Horror Of The Press, I'd Love To Rise From The Grave Every Ten Years Or So And Go Buy A Few Newspapers.