Thank God I'm An Atheist.

Salvador Dalí Seduced Many Ladies, Particularly American Ladies, But These Seductions Usually Consisted Of Stripping Them Naked In His Apartment, Frying A Couple Of Eggs, Putting Them On The Woman's Shoulders And, Without A Word, Showing Them The Door.

I Am An Atheist, Thanks Be To God.

If You Were To Ask Me If I'd Ever Had The Bad Luck To Miss My Daily Cocktail, I'd Have To Say That I Doubt It; Where Certain Things Are Concerned, I Plan Ahead.

I Can Only Wait For The Final Amnesia, The One That Can Erase An Entire Life.

A Paranoiac, Like A Poet, Is Born, Not Made.