I Always Think Clothes Make You Look

My Refrigerator Is Full Of Kale And Greens. I Can't Imagine Something Greasy, Or Eating Meat.

I'm A Soccer Mom. I'm T-ball, Soccer, Karate, Homework, Keeping Them On Their Schedules. I Love Being The Snack Mom, When I Get To Bring The Cut Oranges. I Have One Of Those Coolers With Wheels. I'm At Every Game, Every Practice, Sitting On My Blanket. I Love It.

I Thought It Would Be Weird Having Sex With Short Hair But Then I Kind Of Got Into The Mode.

It's Much Easier To Have Nothing To Live Up To. You Surprise People When You Form A Full Sentence.

[my Favorite Word?] "yes."