I Always Say Beauty Is Only Sin

Why Are Women So Fond Of Raking Up The Past? They're As Bad As Tailors, Who Invariably Remember What You Owe Them For A Suit Long After You've Ceased To Wear It.

Find Yourself A Cup; The Teapot Is Behind You. Now Tell Me About Hundreds Of Things.

Women And Elephants Never Forget An Injury.

I Think She Must Have Been Very Strictly Brought Up, She's So Desperately Anxious To Do The Wrong Thing Correctly.

I Believe I Once Considerably Scandalized Her By Declaring That Clear Soup Was A More Important Factor In Life Than A Clear Conscience.