Great Socialist Statesmen Aren't Made, They're Still-born.

Monogamy Is The Western Custom Of One Wife And Hardly Any Mistresses.

Life Is Full Of Its Disappointments, And I Suppose The Art Of Being Happy Is To Disguise Them As Illusions.

A Beautifully Constructed Borshch, Such As You Are Going To Experience Presently, Ought Not Only To Banish Conversation But Almost To Annihilate Thought.

Hating Anything In The Way Of Ill-natured Gossip Ourselves, We Are Always Grateful To Those Who Do It For Us And Do It Well.

Addresses Are Given To Us To Conceal Our Whereabouts.