Great Socialist Statesmen Aren't Made, They're Still-born.

All Decent People Live Beyond Their Incomes; Those Who Aren't Respectable Live Beyond Other People's; A Few Gifted Individuals Manage To Do Both.

By Insisting On Having Your Bottle Pointing To The North When The Cork Is Being Drawn, And Calling The Waiter Max, You May Induce An Impression On Your Guests Which Hours Of Laboured Boasting Might Be Powerless To Achieve. For This Purpose, However, The Guests Must Be Chosen As Carefully As The Wine.

It Occurred To Me That I Would Like To Be A Poet. The Chief Qualification, I Understand Is That You Must Be Born. Well, I Hunted Up My Birth Certificate, And Found That I Was All Right On That Score.

The Cook Was A Good Cook, As Cooks Go; And As Cooks Go, She Went.

The People Of Crete Unfortunately Make More History Than They Can Consume Locally.