I Always Feel At Home Doing A

When A Girl Finally Texts Me Back, That Ding On The Phone Is Like An Angel Singing.

I'm Ok With Being The Old Spice Guy Because Before I Was The Old Spice Guy I Was The Guy Looking For Work On His Couch.

If You Have The Athletic Ability, Why Waste It In One Sport?

I Played Football, Honestly, To Get A Scholarship.

I Just Like Making People Laugh.