I've Been Acting Since 2002, Around About

If You Have The Athletic Ability, Why Waste It In One Sport?

When A Girl Finally Texts Me Back, That Ding On The Phone Is Like An Angel Singing.

I Don't Sit Down And Have Meals Too Often, Unless I Go Out For Dinner.

I'm Ok With Being The Old Spice Guy Because Before I Was The Old Spice Guy I Was The Guy Looking For Work On His Couch.

Listen, I'm A Big Fan Of Everything On Nbc. When I Think Of Comedy On Tv, I Really Think Of Nbc.