I Like Hanging Out With People.

I'm Ok With Being The Old Spice Guy Because Before I Was The Old Spice Guy I Was The Guy Looking For Work On His Couch.

I Write Short Stories. I Write Every Day.

I Hope That My Daughter Grows Up Empowered And Doesn't Define Herself By The Way She Looks But By Qualities That Make Her A Intelligent, Strong And Responsible Woman.

I'm A Ninja! I Like Swords And Knives And Stuff Like That.

When A Girl Finally Texts Me Back, That Ding On The Phone Is Like An Angel Singing.