I Like Hanging Out With People.

I'm Ok With Being The Old Spice Guy Because Before I Was The Old Spice Guy I Was The Guy Looking For Work On His Couch.

I Will Always Smell Good.

When It Comes To Me, I Know What I Can Do And Can't Do.

If A Woman Is Into Me, It Usually Takes Me Awhile To Figure That Out. She Has To Hit Me Over The Head With It.

Sorry, I'm Not Much Of A Cook.