Children Are Like Crazy, Drunken Small People

I Use An App Called Choremonster. The Kids Earn Points For Brushing Teeth Or Picking Up The Dog Poop. It's Genius.

I'm Most Certainly Not The Beatles.

I Feel The Most Pulled Together When I'm Going For The Tomboyish Thing.

I Have This Fancy Givenchy Bag. I Don't Know What The Kardashians Have In Their Bags - I Bet They Have Really Expensive Products Or Six Cellphones Or Something. I Have A Cellphone And Some Lipstick For Me, And The Rest Is Just Filled With Stuff For The Kids - Sunscreen And Lip Balm And Little Ziploc Bags Of Pretzels And Cheese Sticks.

I Would Like To Say That I Am A Very Relaxed, Loving Person Who Is Not Competitive, But That's A Lie!