Children Are Like Crazy, Drunken Small People

We've Had Four Or Five Casts In Three Years. There Was A Point When I Thought The Department Of Children And Family Services Was Going To Show Up At My Door!

Everyone [of My Kids] Can Ride A Bike Now, So The Park Has Had A Big Resurgence In Our Life. We Also Play A Lot Of Dumb Drawing Games.

How Many Times Can You Say, "no Yanking On One Another's Genitals?" Everything Is Hilarious Until Someone Starts Crying.

I Read Books More Than I Go Out. As A Matter Of Fact, I Get A Little Concerned About Some Of My Anti-social Habits. I Will Choose A Night With Somerset Maugham Or Russell Banks Over A Crowded Bar Any Day.

I Would Like To Say That I Am A Very Relaxed, Loving Person Who Is Not Competitive, But That's A Lie!