I Always Arrive Late At The Office,

Credulity Is The Man's Weakness, But The Child's Strength.

I Allow No Hot-beds In The Gardens Of Parnassus.

Nothing Puzzles Me More Than Time And Space; And Yet Nothing Troubles Me Less, As I Never Think About Them.

We Were Happier When We Were Poorer, But We Were Also Younger.

Reader, If You Are Gifted With Nerves Like Mine, Aspire To Any Character But That Of A Wit.