I Ain't No Movie Star, Man. I'm

So After Another You I Ran Off To My Very Own Piece Of Paradise, My Home In Hana.

There Was A Time In My Life When I Thought I Had Everything - Millions Of Dollars, Mansions, Cars, Nice Clothes, Beautiful Women, And Every Other Materialistic Thing You Can Imagine. Now I Struggle For Peace.

All Humor Is Rooted In Pain.

When You Ain't Got No Money, You Gotta Get An Attitude.

Someone Called All The Newspapers In New York And Told Them I'd Died. I've Been Told By Almost Everyone It Was An Ex-wife - I've Had A Few So It's Hard To Pinpoint Which One - But Who Knows For Sure?