I Advise Keeping Four Feet On The

The Real Question Is Why Are Millions Of People So Unhappy, So Bored, So Unfulfilled, That They Are Willing To Drink, Snort, Inject Or Inhale Any Substance That Might Blot Out Reality And Give Them A Bit Of Temporary Relief.

Let This Coming Year Be Better Than All The Others. Vow To Do Some Of The Things You Have Always Wanted To Do But Could Not Find The Time. Call Up A Forgotten Friend. Drop An Old Grudge, And Replace It With Some Pleasant Memories. Vow Not To Make A Promise You Do Not Think You Can Keep. Walk Tall, And Smile More. You Will Look 10 Years Younger. Do Not Be Afraid To Say, I Love You. Say It Again. They Are The Sweetest Words In The World.

The Trouble With Talking Too Fast Is You May Say Something You Haven't Thought Of Yet.

A Husband Is A Man Who Wishes He Had As Much Fun When He Goes On Business Trips As His Wife Thinks He Does.

Nobody Ever Drowned In His Own Sweat.