Nobody Ever Drowned In His Own Sweat.

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Women's Magazines Continue To Print 'helpful' Articles On How To Hang On To Your Husband While Thousands Of Wives Write To Me And Complain That 'hanging Is Too Good For 'em.

If You Want To Catch Trout, Don't Fish In A Herring Barrel.

People Who Drink To Drown Their Sorrow Should Be Told That Sorrow Knows How To Swim.

Children Have An Uncanny Way Of Living Up - Or Down - To What Is Expected Of Them.