Nobody Ever Drowned In His Own Sweat.

At Every Party There Are Two Kinds Of People - Those Who Want To Go Home And Those Who Don't. The Trouble Is, They Are Usually Married To Each Other.

Maturity Is The Art Of Living In Peace With That Which Cannot Be Changed, The Courage To Change That Which Should Be Changed, No Matter What It Takes, And The Wisdom To Know The Difference.

An Open Marriage Is Nature's Way Of Telling You That You Need A Divorce.

All Married Couples Should Learn The Art Of Battle As They Should Learn The Art Of Making Love. Good Battle Is Objective And Honest - Never Vicious Or Cruel. Good Battle Is Healthy And Constructive, And Brings To A Marriage The Principles Of Equal Partnership.

The Best Way To Find Something You Have Lost Is To Buy A Replacement.