Nobody Ever Drowned In His Own Sweat.

A Person Doesn't Know How Much He Has To Be Thankful For Until He Has To Pay Taxes On It.

People, Like Water, Seek Their Own Level.

A Husband Is A Man Who Wishes He Had As Much Fun When He Goes On Business Trips As His Wife Thinks He Does.

No Person Who Can Read Is Ever Successful At Cleaning Out An Attic.

I Made Up My Mind When I Was 15 Years Old That I Would Never Smoke Or Drink. I Have Kept That Pledge To Myself, And It Was One Of The Smartest Decisions I Ever Made.