When You Go Into Something Where You

I Believe In Process. I Believe That Having A Really Difficult Process Is More Valuable Than A Good Outcome.

Only In Comedy, By The Way, Does An Obedient White Girl From The Suburbs Count As Diversity.

I Don't Live The Single Life And Never Really Did.

You Must Not Look In That Mirror At Your Doughy Legs And Flat Feet, For Today Is About Dreams And Illusions, And Unfiltered Natural Daylight Is The Enemy Of Dreams.

The Comedy For The Democrats Is That They're Showing Off Too Much. They Need To Be Putting A Boring White Guy Out There To Kind Of Get A Hold Of Things. Once The Boring White Guy Is Out There, Then You Bust Out The Junior Senator From Illinois Who Smokes And Does Cocaine.