Christian Said He'd Call The Next Day,

Searching For A Boy In High School Is As Useless As Searching For Meaning In A Pauly Shore Movie.

In The Recession People Are Going To Be Looking Even More At What Movie Stars Are Wearing, As It Provides A Fantasy Outlet.

I Wouldn't Mind Living With Someone Forever. I Don't Really Want To Get Married. I Don't See Any Reason For It. And Yet I'm So Romantic That Every Time I Think I Meet Someone I Want To Live With Them Forever And Ever.

I Am The Girl Who Everyone Said Was Never Going Anywhere. I Guess I Shocked A Few People.

Christian Said He'd Call The Next Day, But In Boy Time That Meant Thursday.