Hurry Up Gene, I Got A Date

I Don't Want To Be A Millionaire; Just Live Like One.

What A Shame To Waste Those Great Shots On The Practice Tee.

Give Me A Man With Big Hands And Big Feet And No Brains And I'll Make A Golfer Out Of Him.

You're Only Here For A Short Visit. Don't Hurry, Don't Worry. And Be Sure To Smell The Flowers Along The Way.

There Is No Tragedy In Missing A Putt, No Matter How Short. All Have Erred In This Respect.