Humor Is Just Another Defense Against The

If God Wanted Us To Fly, He Would Have Given Us Tickets.

I Knew It... I'm Surrounded By Assholes!

There's No Such Thing As Too Far. If It Works It's Funny, If It Doesn't Work It's Too Far, It's Stupid. Really There's No Such Thing As "too Far." You're Joining The Politically Correct When You Use Words Like "too Far." You Don't Want To Join The Army Of Politically Correct.

Tragedy Is What Happens To Me; Comedy Is What Happens To You.

I Was A Soldier In Wwii. The Last Couple Of Months Of The War I Was Actually In Combat.