I Love Writing Songs. I'm A Songwriter.

My Mother Is Very Short - Four-eleven. She Could Walk Under Tables And Never Hit Her Head.

I Make People Laugh For A Living. I Believe I Can Say Objectively That What I Do I Do As Well As Anybody. Just Say I'm One Of The Best Broken Field Runners That Ever Lived. For 35 Years I Was A Cult Hero, An Underground Funny.

If God Wanted Us To Fly, He Would Have Given Us Tickets.

Everything Starts With Writing.

I Was In The Army, And To Me It Was Like A Newsreel.