Humor Is A Social Lubricant That Helps

Laughter Would Appear To Be A Physical Reflex, Although Even If It Is, This Still Leaves Unanswered The Question Of Why The Human Response To Humor Is A Convulsive Spasm Of The Respiratory Mechanism Rather Than A Crossing Of The Eyes Or A Waving Of The Arms.

Radio Is The Theater Of The Mind; Television Is The Theater Of The Mindless.

Impartial Observers From Other Planets Would Consider Ours An Utterly Bizarre Enclave If It Were Populated By Birds, Defined As Flying Animals, That Nevertheless Rarely Or Never Actually Flew. They Would Also Be Perplexed If They Encountered In Our Seas, Lakes, Rivers, And Ponds, Creatures Defined As Swimmers That Never Did Any Swimming. But They Would Be Even More Surprised To Encounter A Species Defined As A Thinking Animal If, In Fact, The Creature Very Rarely Indulged In Actual Thinking.

Just As With Cars, It's Critical To Know The Fuel Efficiency Of Black Holes.

Asthma Doesn't Seem To Bother Me Any More Unless I'm Around Cigars Or Dogs. The Thing That Would Bother Me Most Would Be A Dog Smoking A Cigar.