This Is The Tonight Show. I Can't

Humor Is A Social Lubricant That Helps Us Get Over Some Of The Bad Spots.

Millions Of Germans Had Absolute Faith In Hitler. Millions Of Russians Had Faith In Stalin. Millions Of Chinese Had Faith In Mao. Billions Have Had Faith In Imaginary Gods.

I'm All For Sex. Seven Nights A Week. Days, Too.

Civilization Itself . . . Can Easily Be Swept Aside When Mob Passions Are Aroused.

Without Laughter Life On Our Planet Would Be Intolerable. So Important Is Laughter To Us That Humanity Highly Rewards Members Of One Of The Most Unusual Professions On Earth, Those Who Make A Living By Inducing Laughter In Others. This Is Very Strange If You Stop To Think Of It: That Otherwise Sane And Responsible Citizens Should Devote Their Professional Energies To Causing Others To Make Sharp, Explosive Barking-like Exhalations.