Humility Is No Substitute For A Good

I Used To Rent A House In Princeton, New Jersey, And Whenever People Came To Visit Me, I Would Drive Them Past Albert Einstein's House, Which Is The Most Ordinary House In Princeton - A House, Let Me Assure You, That Now A Salesman Wouldn't Live In. I'd Always Say, "that Was Albert Einstein's House." And They'd Say, "what Do You Mean? Why Would Albert Einstein Live In A Little House Like That?" And I'd Always Say To People, "because He Didn't Care!"

I Have The Exact Opposite Problem Of Every Writer I've Ever Met: Every Writer I've Ever Met Writes Things That Are Too Long, And They Have To Edit Them Down.

I Don't Like To Read Nonfiction. To Me, Fact Is Something I Can Look Up.

The Great Thing About New Jersey Is That It's Close To New York.

What I Can't Be Is Monogamous. That Tends To Upset People. I Just Don't Like Domestic Life.