Humility Is No Substitute For A Good

American Women Think That Clothes Fit Them If They Can Fit Into Them. But That's Not At All What Fit Means.

Life Is Something To Do When You Can't Get To Sleep.

The Italians Are The Most Civilized People. And They're Very Warm. Basically, They're Jews With Great Architecture.

Even When America Is Not Working That Well, It Still Works Better Than Other Places.

Luckily When You Drive A Cab There Are Two Things: You Don't Have A Boss In The Cab With You, And You Are Not Facing The People That You Are Making Money From.