Your Responsibility As A Parent Is Never

A Salad Is Not A Meal, It Is A Style.

Ask Your Child What He Wants For Dinner Only If He's Buying.

Knowingness Is Sexy. The Opposite Of Sexy Is Naivete.

I'm Sure That Being Sober All These Years Accounts For My Ill Humor.

Democracy Is An Interesting, Even Laudable, Notion And There Is No Question But That When Compared To Communism, Which Is Too Dull, Or Fascism, Which Is Too Exciting, It Emerges As The Most Palatable Form Of Government.