Your Responsibility As A Parent Is Never

I Prefer Dead Writers Because You Don't Run Into Them At Parties.

Do Not Approach With Anything Even Resembling Assurance A Restaurant That Moves.

Not Writing Is Probably The Most Exhausting Profession I've Ever Encountered. It Takes It Out Of You. It's Very Psychically Wearing Not To Write - I Mean If You're Supposed To Be Writing.

If Your Sexual Fantasies Were Truly Of Interest To Others, They Would No Longer Be Fantasies.

There Are Two Kinds Of Music - Good Music And Bad Music. Good Music Is Music That I Want To Hear. Bad Music Is Music That I Don't Want To Hear.