Humanity Is Just A Virus With Shoes.

It's An Insane World, And I'm Proud To Be A Part Of It.

Truly, The Only Stupid People I've Ever Met, The Most Absolutely Clueless, Are The Very People That Produce Television.

It's My Object To Be Stared At Like A Dog That's Just Been Shown A Card Trick.

Sometimes You Feel In Control, And It's Great, But Sometimes You Just Don't Feel In Control And You Really Have To Struggle To Get Laughs.

I'd...bet Enthusiasm For 'ethnic Cleansing' Will Wane If Only Sticks And Rocks Are Available For The Warring Parties.