How Long Can You Tread Water?

Let Us Now Set Forth One Of The Fundamental Truths About Marriage: The Wife Is In Charge.

This Happened To The People. The Constitution Says Of The People, By The People, For The People... But The People Who Got The Office, Got Into Office And Forgot About The People.

Fatherhood Is Telling Your Daughter That Michael Jackson Loves All His Fans, But Has Special Feelings For The Ones Who Eat Broccoli.

If The Audience Knows You Can Be Funny When You Want To Be, They Will Be Willing To Wait For That Payoff.

What's Your Name Again? That's Right. I'm So Glad You Know Your Name.