How Long Can You Tread Water?

I’m Supposed To Figure Out If The Glass Is Half Full Or Half Empty,” I Told Her. Without A Moment’s Hesitation, In A Split Second, My Grandmother Shrugged And Said: “it Depends On If You’re Drinking Or Pouring.

I Use The Exercise Room Early, Because I Don't Want To Get On The Treadmill And Everyone's Going 'oh, Bill Cosby,' And Then They Come Around To See How Fast I'm Walking, And It Becomes Very Competitive.

Ours Is A Youth Culture, And Like A Golf Tournament, We Honor Only Low Scores.

Having A Child Is Surely The Most Beautifully Irrational Act That Two People In Love Can Commit.

'don't Worry About Senility', My Grandfather Used To Say.