How Long Can You Tread Water?

Sex Education May Be A Good Idea In The Schools, But I Don't Believe The Kids Should Be Given Homework.

I Guess The Real Reason That My Wife And I Had Children Is The Same Reason That Napoleon Had For Invading Russia: It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time.

Why Do I Have To Feed The Kids? They Just Ate Twelve Hours Ago!

This Happened To The People. The Constitution Says Of The People, By The People, For The People... But The People Who Got The Office, Got Into Office And Forgot About The People.

All Around The United States Of America - In The Cities And The Counties - Our Public Education Is Suffering And Has Been Suffering. Cuts, Cuts, Cuts.