My Mother Was An Authority On Pig

Meadowlark And I Share A Common Vision Of Bringing Joy And Laughter To Others.

Let Us Now Set Forth One Of The Fundamental Truths About Marriage: The Wife Is In Charge.

I Said To A Guy, "tell Me, What Is It About Cocaine That Makes It So Wonderful," And He Said, "because It Intensifies Your Personality." I Said, "yes, But What If You're An Asshole?"

If You Speak Your Mind And If It Is True What You're Saying, Then I Think The Integrity Of What You're Saying Carries Through.

My Grandpa Didn't Believe In Hugging And Kissing, Or Saying I Love You. His Love Had To Do With The Way He Treated You. When He Said, We're Going Here, We're Going There, He Was Telling Me About Life. That Was His Love For Me. My Love For Him Was Listening To What He Said, Keeping Out Of Trouble, Doing Right, Being Fair.