I Was A Hip Kid. When I

In The Doggie Dictionary, Under "bow Wow" It Says, "see "arf Arf.""

If Lawyers Are Disbarred And Clergymen Defrocked, Doesn't It Follow That Electricians Can Be Delighted, Musicians Denoted?

Nothing You See On The Internet Is Mine Unless It Comes From One Of My Albums, Books, Hbo Specials, Or Appeared On My Website.

They Say That Instead Of Cursing The Darkness, One Should Light A Candle. Nothing Is Mentioned, Though, About Cursing A Lack Of Candles.

The Keys To America: The Cross, The Brew, The Dollar, And The Gun.