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When I Was A Kid, If A Guy Got Killed In A Western Movie I Always Wondered Who Got His Horse.
-George Carlin
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When I Was A Kid, If A
George Carlin
When I Was A Kid, If A Guy Got Killed In A Western Movie I Always Wondered Who Got His Horse.
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