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Having A Baby Is Like Suddenly Getting The World's Worst Roommate.

When Faced With A Crisis, Do Three Things: Breathe, Pray And Be Kind.

I Accidentally Forgot To Graduate From College.

Having A Baby Is Like Suddenly Getting The World's Worst Roommate, Like Having Janis Joplin With A Bad Hangover And Pms Come To Stay With You.

Now She And I Sit Together In Her Room And Eat Chocolate, And I Tell Her That In A Very Long Time When We Both To Go Heaven, We Should Try To Get Chairs Next To Each Other, Close To The Dessert Table.