How Can I Die? I'm Booked.

I Would Go Out With Women My Age, But There Are No Women My Age.

There's An Old Saying, 'life Begins At Forty.' That's Silly. Life Begins Every Morning You Wake Up.

I Look Better, Feel Better, Make Love Better And I'll Tell You Something Else....i Never Lied Better.

In What Other Business Can A Guy My Age Drink Martinis, Smoke Cigars And Sing? I Think All People Who Retire Ought To Go Into Show Business. I've Been Retired All My Life.

Retirement At Sixty-five Is Ridiculous. When I Was Sixty-five I Still Had Pimples.