House Gop Leader John Boehner On Monday

So, What Exactly Is The News-press' Unforgivable Crime? Calling Illegal Aliens 'illegals' In A Headline For A Story About Illegal Aliens Descending On California Dmvs. A New Law Went Into Effect Last Friday Allowing Illegal Aliens To Obtain Driver's Licenses Without Proof Of Lawful Residence. The Article Featured Interviews With Ecstatic Illegal Aliens, Including One Who Has Been In The Country Illegally For '22 Years.'

The Newspaper Is Under Fire For Refusing To Kowtow To Left-wing Word Police And Militant Propagandists Who Demand Unfettered Illegal Immigration. Last Week, In The Wake Of Angry Protests Against The Publication, Vandals Threw Paint Bombs And Spray-painted Graffiti On Its Offices.

At The Dawn Of His Administration, President Obama Opined: 'a Democracy Requires Accountability, And Accountability Requires Transparency.' Magical Rays Of White-hot Sunlight Emanated From His Media-manufactured Halo. And Then Bureaucratically Engineered Darkness Settled Over The Land.

In The 1970s, 'the Boys On The Bus' Exposed How A Clubby Pack Of Male Political Reporters Ruled The Road To The White House And Shaped The News. Four Decades Later, An Outsider Gal From Alaska Has Commandeered The 2012 Media Bus - And Left Beltway Journalism Insiders Eating Her Dust.

As An Early-and-often Chronicler Of Chicago-on-the-potomac, I Am Amazed At The Stubborn And Clingy Persistence Of President Barack Obama's Snowblowers In The Media. See No Scandal, Hear No Scandal, Speak No Scandal.