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As An Early-and-often Chronicler Of Chicago-on-the-potomac, I Am Amazed At The Stubborn And Clingy Persistence Of President Barack Obama's Snowblowers In The Media. See No Scandal, Hear No Scandal, Speak No Scandal.

There Is No Other Industry That Is More Self-congratulatory And Self-delusional Than Journalism. Well, Maybe With The Exception Of Hollywood.

So, What Exactly Is The News-press' Unforgivable Crime? Calling Illegal Aliens 'illegals' In A Headline For A Story About Illegal Aliens Descending On California Dmvs. A New Law Went Into Effect Last Friday Allowing Illegal Aliens To Obtain Driver's Licenses Without Proof Of Lawful Residence. The Article Featured Interviews With Ecstatic Illegal Aliens, Including One Who Has Been In The Country Illegally For '22 Years.'

Barack Obama And Jimmy Hoffa Are Like Tweedledum And Tweedledee, Lady Gaga And Hype, The 'jersey Shore' Cast And Hairspray: Inseparable. The President Can No More Disown The Teamsters Union's Leader Than He Can Disown His Own Id.

The Current Health Care Takeover Proposals Feature A Crucial Payoff To Big Labor - A Golden Exemption From Any Tax On Union Members' Generous Health Care Benefits. The Friends And Patrons Of Obama May Be Making Out Like Bandits. But For Everyone Else, The Democrats' Ideological Bankruptcy Comes At A Nauseatingly Steep Price.