Honestly, Ever Since I've Been Married, The

People Say 'nerd' Condescendingly, But When You're Older You Start To Realize That It's The Nerds Who Grow Up To Be The Cool Ones.

I Feel Like The Ideal Length Is Three Months. I Go Short And Sweet On The Engagement. I Did Have A Longish Engagement, But I Think Short And Sweet Is Best.

When I Had My Daughter, Louisanna, Two And A Half Years Ago, I Started Recording Every Funny Or Sweet Thing She Said Or Did On My Phone.

I Did Try To Get A Few Of Those Teen High-school Movies, But They Just Didn't Like Me. I Guess I Wasn't A Certain Type.

I Text My Girlfriends. I Look At Facebook. I Check My E-mail. If I'm Away From The News Cycle More Than A Few Hours, I Feel Out Of Touch.