You Know, The Courts May Not Be

You Tried Your Best And You Failed Miserably. The Lesson Is 'never Try.' Homer Simpson

But Marge, What If We Chose The Wrong Religion? Each Week We Just Make God Madder And Madder.

Love Is A Snowmobile Racing Across The Tundra And Then Suddenly It Flips Over, Pinning You Underneath. At Night, The Ice Weasels Come.

We've Got A Bunch Of New Writers Now Who Tell Me They Grew Up Watching The Simpsons. It's Bizarre, And They're Writing Some Very Funny Stuff.

I'm Normally Not A Praying Man, But If You're Up There, Please Save Me, Superman. Homer Simpson