Hockey's My Favorite Sport.

I Have A Lot Of Conservative Views On A Lot Of Things.

Everyone Should Have An Evil Secret Plan.

My Charity Is In The Business Of Helping Firefighters In Any Way That We Can. For Instance, After 9/11 We Were The Second-fastest Charity To Raise And Distribute Money To The Widows And Surviving Family Members Of The 343 Firefighters Who Died That Day.

There Are About A Thousand Different Variations On A Horse Neigh. Some Of Them Sound Like A Horse Having Sex, Some Of Them Like A Horse Having Sad Sex.

I've Eaten Things That Didn't Complain This Much.