I Wasn't The Best Student. I Wasn't

If You See Me Doing A New Stand-up Special, It Probably Means I've Been Out Of Work For A While.

I Certainly Know Guys In Comedy, I Know Some Actors, And I Definitely Know Some Musicians, Who Have Survived To A Certain Age And Make A Good Living Doing What They Do, But Nobody Knows Who They Are. They Wake Up Every Day And They Have The Ability To Get Paid Practicing Their Art, But Underneath It All, If You Scratched The Surface, You Still Get, "if I Only Had My Own Show . . .," Or "if I Only Had My Own Band . . ." It's What People Always Do When They Want To Be Their Own Star.

Everybody's Vying For People's Attention In Terms Of Eyeballs, Earholes, And Dollars.

I Went To See The 'spider-man' Movies Because My Wife Is A Fan, And So Are My Kids.

I Studied Acting In School And Then Of Course Couldn't Get An Acting Job.