In The Building I Live In On

I Am The Best In Baseball.

Just Like Every Other Kid In My Grade School, I Was Listening To My Little Radio Plug In My Ear When Mickey Mantle Hit 18 Post-season Homers And Won Series After Series For The Yankees. I Listened And I Learned From That. I Think He Was The Original 'mr. October,' But Thank God It Didn't Stick.

The Way Things Are Going The Faces On Next Year's Bubble-gum Cards Will Be Lawyers.

In The Building I Live In On Park Avenue There Are Ten People Who Could Buy The Yankees, But None Of Them Could Hit The Ball Out Of Yankee Stadium.

The Only Reason I Don't Like Playing In The World Series Is I Can't Watch Myself Play.