[history Is] Petrified Imagination.

It Was As Helpful As Throwing A Drowning Man Both Ends Of The Rope.

If You Demand Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called 'blackmail'. If Your Lawyer Demands Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called A Settlement. If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces Leaky Pipes To Their Source.

[history Is] Petrified Imagination.

If You Laid All Our Laws End To End, There Would Be No End.