[history Is] Petrified Imagination.

Lefty Grove Could Throw A Lamb Chop Past A Wolf.

About A Veteran Player Thrown Out Trying To Steal Second: There Was Larceny In His Heart, But His Legs Were Honest.

A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces Leaky Pipes To Their Source.

A Newspaper Is A Circulating Library With High Blood Pressure.

It Was As Helpful As Throwing A Drowning Man Both Ends Of The Rope.