[history Is] Petrified Imagination.

If You Laid All Our Laws End To End, There Would Be No End.

Liquor - You Can Make It Illegal But You Can't Make It Unpopular.

If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

[history Is] Petrified Imagination.

A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces Leaky Pipes To Their Source.