History: A Collection Of Epitaphs.

Editor: A Person Employed By A Newspaper, Whose Business It Is To Separate The Wheat From The Chaff, And To See That The Chaff Is Printed.

Writers Seldom Write The Things They Think. They Simply Write The Things They Think Other Folks Think They Think.

If It Was Woman Who Put Man Out Of Paradise, It Is Still Woman, And Woman Only, Who Can Lead Him Back.

A Legal Or Religious Ceremony By Which Two Persons Of The Opposite Sex Solemnly Agree To Harass And Spy On Each Other... Until Death Do Them Join.

Human Service Is The Highest Form Of Self-interest For The Person Who Serves.