History: A Collection Of Epitaphs.

Self-control Is The Ability To Restrain A Laugh At The Wrong Place.

Money Never Made A Fool Of Anybody; It Only Shows Them Up.

No Matter How Long You Live, Die Young.

A Woman Will Doubt Everything You Say Except It Be Compliments To Herself.

A Committee Is A Thing Which Takes A Week To Do What One Good Man Can Do In An Hour.