No Matter How Long You Live, Die

No Great Spiritual Event Befalls Those Who Do Not Summon It.

Never Get Married In College; It's Hard To Get A Start If A Prospective Employer Finds You've Already Made One Mistake.

It Is Easy To Get Everything You Want, Provided You First Learn To Do Without The Things You Cannot Get.

It Is The Weak Man Who Urges Compromise - Never The Strong Man.

A Legal Or Religious Ceremony By Which Two Persons Of The Opposite Sex Solemnly Agree To Harass And Spy On Each Other... Until Death Do Them Join.