Money Never Made A Fool Of Anybody;

A Legal Or Religious Ceremony By Which Two Persons Of The Opposite Sex Solemnly Agree To Harass And Spy On Each Other... Until Death Do Them Join.

There Are Three Sides To Every Question-where A Divorce Is Involved.

All Noise Is Waste. So Cultivate Quietness In Your Speech, In Your Thoughts, In Your Emotions. Speak Habitually Low. Wait For Attention And Then You Low Words Will Be Charged With Dynamite.

A Friend Is One Who Knows You And Loves You Just The Same.

I Rather Like The World. The Flesh Is Pleasing And The Devil Does Not Trouble Me.