Money Never Made A Fool Of Anybody;

Theology Is An Attempt To Explain A Subject By Men Who Do Not Understand It. The Intent Is Not To Tell The Truth But To Satisfy The Questioner.

A Poor Man Who Eats Too Much, As Contradistinguished From A Gourmand, Who Is A Rich Man Who ''lives Well.''

Dignity Is A Mask We Wear To Hide Our Ignorance.

If You Can't Answer A Man's Arguments, All Is Not Lost; You Can Still Call Him Vile Names.

Never Explain - Your Friends Do Not Need It And Your Enemies Will Not Believe You Anyway.